Glossary

Ablutophobic - Pathologically afraid of bathing

Addadictome - Procedure performed on butch women to increase their phallic presence

Angry Spider - Butthole, Cinnamon ring, starfish, rim, chocolate lips

Balloon Knot - southern pucker, eye of love, log launcher, Unisex Sorrel Burrow (USB) Port, O ring

Barkled - Encrusted with dirt; especially to describe a person’s skin

Biological Anomaly - Midgets, Dwarfs, Little People, Hobbits, Trolls, or Smurfs

Bloody Starfish - Bleeding butthole, Cinnamon ring, starfish, rim, balloon knot

Buccula - A loose, saggy mass of flesh underneath its chin

Celibate Little Bug Burner - A nerd or dork that is unable to get laid

Chocolate Covered Banana - Penis covered in feces

Chubby Little Cookie Grabber Hands - A fat kids hands ... just look at them

Circle Jerk - The act of gathering in a circle of men to masterbate

Clock Weights - Testicles, balls, bag, coin purse

Colon Camper - A homosexual male

Consumer Hookers - People who purchase whatever the corporate pimp tells then to

Cornhole - Butthole, Cinnamon ring, starfish, rim, balloon knot

Curtain Climber - The act of scurrying up the curtain when analy stimulated

Donkey Punch - The act of punching your partner in the back of the head during sex for reasons of disrespect

Ephemeromorph - Term used to describe the lowest forms of life imaginable, so low they cannot be otherwise classified.

F.U.P.A. - Acronym for Fat Upper Pu$$y Area

Feculent - Covered in sh!t

Flora - Stink or stench, the smell one carries

Funny Farm Poster Child - The stereotypical crazy person

Fuzzy Bump - The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together for pleasure

Fuzzy Little Foreigner - Hairy imigrant

Gaping Humid Fissure - Wide musty vaginal opening

Golem - The troll like female my ex roomate kept bringing around [ see Lord of the rings ]

Gratuitous Pig - A woman or man that constantly agrees with you and does whatever you say

Gunt - Half gut half c*nt [ see FUPA ]

Heckling Hens - Gossiping, drama spreading women

Incestual Mentally Disturbed Poster Children of Imbonity - A retard with the absence of good qualities

Knuckle Children - Semen

Maniacal Smirk - A smile signifying someone who is up to no good

Masochist - A person who enjoys pain either inflicting or feeling

Meable - Easily penetrated

Megarectum - a rectum that is overly dilated

Metrosexual - (the new Gay) recipe is 10 pints of semen, 5 cups estrogen, extract all testosterone, hair gel, pink shirt and an Express credit card

Modicum - A small or moderate or token amount

Notch on the Bed Post - A mark carved into the wood frame of ones bed signifying another sexual partner

Oratorical - Pertaining to a public rant

Osmosis - The defusion of water through a semi permiable membrain

Ostrich Syndrome - Head in ass

Prostitots - A child dressing like a prostitute

Pseudonym - a fictitious name used by an author to conceal his or her identity

Puffy Moose Knuckles - Vaginal Lips [ see salty urine flaps ]

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger - Penis, tool, rod, tackle, schlong, meat, one eye, skin flute, beef, shaft, stick

Pyriforms - Pear shaped

Republicrat - Half republican half Democrat, an indecisive abomination

Salty Urine Flaps - Vaginal lips [ see puffy moose knuckles ]

Skin Flute - Penis, tool, rod, tackle, schlong, meat, one eye, skin flute, beef, shaft, stick

Skin Tag - Skin tags are small, soft, flesh-colored growths that protrude from your skin.

Sloppy Seconds - everyone you had or have sex with that wasnt a virgin prior

Spank Rags - A cloth used to wipe up or off semen

Taco Dive - Going down on a woman

Terse Tone - Angry or strict tone of voice

Throwing a Shot - Ejaculating a respectable distance

Turkish Luge - Is when a woman is menstrual and pulls her plug while you are going down on her thus releasing her clots to luge down her wound into your gaping mouth.

Urine Soaked Butt Tape - Urine soaked toilet paper

Varietist - A person with unorthodox appetites

Vetanda - Things that should not be done

Wallet Sniffer - A money hungry woman, gold digger

Wee Turtle Head - The tip of a piece of a turd peeking out of the rim

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