You must be crazy

Your face looks like un-troughed concrete. You rush into every relationship vagina first. It appears at first glance you may be a decent human being until 1 hour of interaction with you. You are as welcome as a Jehovah’s Witness during Sunday morning breakfast. The only reason you told me off is because I finally had enough of you trying to corner me. No means no you obscene optical insult. If you had 1 decent quality I would have been “nice” (If at all possible) and simply told you the lets just be friend’s line. I don’t want to be your friend. Nobody wants to be your friend. Your parents have disowned you because they caught you being dug out by 2 men at the same time just like Chinese finger cuffs. Your father must be proud to walk in and see some strange dude plugged in to your 220 charging like a cell phone while the other guy was apparently in need of being blown up like a pool float. It seems as if you wear the Staples easy button as underwear. You wonder why a jerk like me would never want to date you. It only has little to do with the fact that your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a bat. The main reason is because you are a waste of human DNA. I am all for sexually aggressive women but you take it to another level. FYI…If you EVER try touching me again I will be forced to engage in a combat sequence which will only end in your demise.