Vetanda
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This one goes out to both men and women for the disturbing things they say during sex.
When was the first time some sexual deviant thought it was a turn on to say "Call me daddy" during intercourse? Daddy??? Whomever that was should have been immediately locked away where the rest of the worlds incestual mentally disturbed poster children of imbonity belong. “Daddy”, “mami”, “papi”, all are extremely inappropriate things to think about let alone say during sex. Women...Is the reason why you call your partner daddy because you enjoyed being porked by your father on prom night? Men...Is the reason you ask your partner "Who's your daddy? because you fantasize about throwing a shot into your already broken in daughter? I am having a really hard time not swearing on this rant. Your type of people make me want to puke. Like right now I am chewing back this morning’s pop tart just thinking about people getting off the way you do. There are a lot of things you can say during sex that don’t involve your relatives you disgusting degenerate. Harder, faster, slower, ooh, ahh, ouch and is it in, and wrong hole are all perfectly acceptable to say during sex...There is a ton more you can say as well without deriving pleasure from imagining ones relatives, I just figured I give you a start. To the "normal" people that are reading this...If you have a partner that says these things..Please realize that THEY ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT BANGING THEIR RELATIVES. That is wrong. Do not get me wrong, when I meet a pig that is gratuitous enough to allow me to throw one into her, I enjoy a little dirty talk...But if I am ever referenced to her dad during sex...That will merit the worlds hardest donkey punch to the back of her brain stem. The word for today boys and girls is vetanda meaning...Things that should not be done. So...Uncle dad and aunt mom..KNOCK IT OFF!



