The Higher Ups

At every place of employment there is someone like you… A person who worked in the industry for a long time and worked there way up the ladder. In most cases this is commendable. Not in this case. You have been out of the actual “work” game for quite a while and have decided to forget where you started from. Finally, you can get even for all those wedgies, beat downs, and sadistic taunts you had to deal with through your entire schooling, by treating other people like you were treated. You intimidate others with your terse tone and demeaning comments just to make yourself feel better…You are truly a masochist. Its your own fault that you were picked on and emotionally destroyed by every girl you ever insulted by engaging in conversation with them. Its also your fault that the only friend option available to you was the smelly kid that enjoyed the occasional booger. You are a result from breast feeding until the age of 15. I only pray that you do not live by an elementary school. Come to mention it, nobody in the million years you have been at the company has ever seen a woman near your personal life. I wouldn’t presume to attack your sexual preference under normal circumstances, but you are obviously a text book predator. You make comments and think your funny when you say “That chicks got an ass like a ten year old boy!”, and you are excited about that? You will be caught one day. I only hope they send you to a prison with a large man wishing to test your gag reflex daily. I only wish that twisted ball of sin that you call a brain, wouldn’t project your mental anguish from the screaming victim’s voices in your head on to us. Unfortunately we have to work with you and your snide comments about our work performance. Just remember that I just started hear 6 months ago…You have been here 15 years…. You have all the authority of a mall security guard. Oh wow, you have been at the company longer than anyone else…That makes you like, the smartest kid with Down syndrome. God forbid you ever did lose this job…It would be Michael Douglas from Falling Down all over again. Please remember one last thing out of professional courtesy…. You have been out of the game so long; you wouldn’t know what to do on the front lines of our daily workload, you overweight, pompous, pail, corporate clock weight licker.