Suicide

Should you or shouldn’t you? How do you affect people? Is your daily presence offensive and detrimental to all who surround you? Do you screw people over every chance you get? Does your own mother loath at the prospect of your monthly visits? If the answer is yes to one or more of these questions then the answer is yes. You should kill yourself. Now, killing yourself is an extremely difficult task to accomplish. How do you go about it? You could use the ol faithful blow your brains out technique, or you could jump off a building and hope to die instead of ending up a vegetable eating all your foods through a straw. I hear that eating pills and drinking a 5th of your favorite liquor can be a painless way to go. Although, if you don’t eat enough or if you have a decent tolerance for alcohol you may end up in ER getting your stomach pumped. Don’t worry about the consequences of suicide, just do it. Bottom line there are way too many people on this planet and every time someone weak and spineless helps us out by taking themselves out of our gene pool, we should be thankful not mournful. My friends, if you know someone close to the edge wishing to end their life, give them the push of the ledge they need. Future generations will thank you for it!