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Thu, 08/13/2009 - 16:23 — FoulMouthDrew

I was at the bar drinking as much as humanly possible since it was dollar beers until 7pm. Now, I just had gall bladder surgery so I am slightly gassier then I used to be which is horrifying. So, I am sitting there several pints deep and realized I have an enormous air bubble that needs to escape my spider - NOW. I am very uncomfortable and don’t want to embarrass myself and I know they are going to be LOUD. A decent jam comes on so I wait for the hard hitting beat to release my gas. I nearly farted the entire way through “For whom the bell tolls”. I thought I was safe until people started staring at me…. Then I realized I was jamming to the new MP3 player I just bought.

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