Sloppy Seconds
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The majority of people in relationships today are in fact sloppy seconds. Think about it. Do you and your significant other have a healthy sex life? If the answer is yes it is because they have had practice. Men…Can you hold down your lunch imagining your woman willingly bent over in front of some other man in anticipation of being skewered by some strangers purple headed yogurt slinger? Or can you imagine her rolling his clock weights around in her hand like Chinese medicine balls? Now let us bring oral into your vision…Imagine the friction burns on your woman’s uvula caused by the repeated entry of some stranger’s tool into her mouth. Not sick yet? Now imagine the gallons of knuckle children that have showered her entire face in her past sex life. I don’t know about you but the Crispy Cream glazed donut assembly line comes to mind. I know what you’re going to say…”I don’t know about the women you’ve had in the past but mine all showered.” Sure, most of mine did too. But I ask you. If I was to throw a shot into your favorite cereal bowl would you eat out of it even after it was washed? I would hope the answer to that is no. Now imagine all the filthy used car salesman that were talented enough to talk their way into your ol ladies panties and break her in for you before you met. Now you are sick one way or the other for sure. Now let us move on to making women sick… Can you retain your salad knowing for certain that the shaft you take on a weekly basis has entered the inner lining of several other women’s puffy moose knuckles? Imagine how many times your man went down on some skanks salty urine flaps and inserted his tongue into these sluts’ highly trafficked axe wounds. Think about how many times your man has thrusted deep into some hooker’s angry spider giving her the old curtain climber then pulling out a chocolate covered banana. Gross, come to think of it…If you’re a good woman you probably went down on this past feculent (covered in feces) rod. Now kiss him… Are you sick yet? At least men have skin covering their shafts to semi protect them from impurities. Women have nothing but the lining of their innards to absorb filth through way of osmosis. It is almost enough to make me celibate…almost!
You’re obviously a sick
You’re obviously a sick and twisted individual. This means most, if not all, of the people you are friends with and the women you manage to nail are too. I think I would crawl out of my skin if those chicks were my only choices to throw it to. You should be upset and disgusted. You should probably become celibate, and then you couldn’t procreate anymore.
hmmm
I REALLY don't think you'd crawl out of your own skin.
Sick?
Its easy for you to call me sick...You have only had 2 women in the 15 years I have known you. You have less to wash off. And son, if it wasnt for my ability to procreate then you wouldnt be here today. mmmmm, lvl31_dork's mom!
LMAO
LMAO! I am so easily amused! Purple-headed yogurt-slinger! Angry spider! LOL! BTW, yes we have the greatest sex life known to man, and our seconds (and thirds and fourths and fifths...orgasms that is) are definately not sloppy! www.myspace.com/rememdydetroit
PS You forgot to use beef curtains!
I definitely threw up...
OMG! This is the most disgusting post as of yet. I think the worst part of it all is the fact that it is so true. No one ever asks about your past sexual endeavors unless they like to fantasize about you being bent over the bathroom sink taking it like a champ. I think I'm going to have issues the next time I decide to get naked with my boyfriend. Thanks for all those pornographic pictures you have now placed in my head!
Do some research people....
I want to smother my face with a plastic bag for saying it, but Drew's right. We are all someone's seconds.... sloppy, though? I know for one thing.... I will never concede to being sloppy, I can't speak for FMD . Unless we enjoy fridget, mission style, inexperienced sex with virgins, then none of us are the first. Get over it. I for one have no need for any man that doesn't come toating his own bag of tricks, PLEASE know what your doing!! The important research that needs to be undertaken is a background check so-to-speak into their previous bed buddies. Allow pictures of the exs' somewhere in a box in the back of the closet and then LOOK at them.... where do you rank? A hot ex only shows that he/she is worthy of you and you too are pretty hot yourself. Men tend to stick to a particular type of girl, a "profile" persay. For Drew, a hot ex probably means that she is desperate ever since the break-up and waiting for her ex to call and take her back ASAP. An ugly line up of past conquests either simply shows you how you rank or makes you seriously consider where you were planning to put your mouth.
I have NO problem being second....just second to what?
Oh please
It all washes off!
Aside from that, you'll never feel anything like sloppy seconds; seriously, have sex with your girl, c*m in her. Recover and have sex again...Tell me she isn't as silky smooth as you have ever felt...Feels great!
BTW, do some checking out via google or the likes...There is a huge fetish for sloppy seconds and men sharing out their wives/girlfriends.
YOUR KIDDING....
It all washes off???? what are you sick in the head.. I mean come on.. now this wont stop me from having sex.. marriage is doing that just fine for me.. lol. but thats another story..
I mean think about every woman you have slept with HAS had sex before with some other guy. and he did god only knows what to her god only knows what. and then you repeat the process...
I mean might as well have had sex right before you.. maybe she took a rinse off or maybe not.. who knows..
ENJOY
please?
Please read the entire article 5 times in a row and let "If I was to throw a shot into your favorite cereal bowl, would you eat out of it even after its been washed?"
Thanks for the
Thanks for the visual.....almost makes me wish I didn't break that 2 year celibacy streak...and then that 1 1/2 year streak.
OMG! If this isn't THE MOST
OMG! If this isn't THE MOST sick and disgusting post! I think I'll be celebate for sure! Also funny.