Shocker

I smoked so much weed I decided to come up with different ways to describe the greatest sexual invention of my generation…The Shocker. This is where you shove 2 fingers in the female pee pee and the extended pinkie finger into the curtain climber. Only this move will merit your woman to climb the curtains to relieve the anal pressure caused by this little intruder.

1. Two in the pink, one in the stink
2. Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
3. Two in the rung, one in the dung
4. Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
5. Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
6. Two in the pump, one in the rump
7. Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
8. Two in the rug, one in the plug
9. Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
10. Two in the punk, one in the bunk
11. Two in the pump, one in the rump
12. Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
13. Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
14. Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
15. Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
16. Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
17. Two in the funk, one in the stunk
18 .Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny
19. 2 in the lips 1 where she shits
20. 2 in the glove 1 in the shove
21. 2 in the pit 1 in the sh!t
22. 2 in the pisser 1 in the fissure
23. 2 in the licker 1 in the sticker
24. 2 in the goo 1 in the poo
25. 2 in the pee 1 in the rheeee!
26. Two in the Large, one in the Barge
27. Two in the toot, one in the w00t
28. Two for the boat, one for the moat
29. Two in the scar, one in the tar
30. Two where ya born, one for the corn
31. Two in the shave, one in the cave
32. Two in the marsh 1 in the harsh
33. Two in the gush, one in the flush
34. 2 in the beef 1 in the sheath
35. Two in the kitty, one in the shitty
36. 2 in the pud 1 in the mud
37. Two in the lunge, one in the grunge
38. 2 in the rough 1 in the scruff
39. Two in the rouge, one in the bogue
40. Two in the junk 1 in the trunk
41. 2 in the trap 1 in the crap
42. Two in the Widget, one in the midget
43. Two in the squirt, one in the hurt
44. 2 in the wound 1 in the tomb
45. Two in the fold, one in the gold
46. Two in the cheese, one in the sneeze
47. Two in the jammer, one in the slammer
48. 2 in the pouch 1 in the ouch
49. Two in the gash, one in the hash
50. Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
51. Two in the twizzle, one in the shrivel
52. Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot
53. Two below the pearl, one in the cinnamon swirl

[and finally one for you IT guys]
54. Two in the wee, one in the 403

Please help us keep this wonderful tradition going. The shocker is a very in humane way to let that annoying girl your about to bang that…You own her!