Roommate Debocle

The reason for people like you is to test normal, decent human beings. Single handedly, you have managed to become the “creepy” guy in our office building. I have heard more sighs of disgust from people aimed at you than when I saw Passion of the Christ in the theaters. I’ll take a minute and explain why…. You have the identical haircut to Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber, you recently went to a salon to get your eyebrows waxed (Now there is 2 of them), you scratch your balls walking up to a crowd of people, In the eating area you hack until your mouth is full of phlegm, sputum, solid boogers, and probably a portion of the seamen that breaks loose from the lining of your esophagus, and then spit it on the concrete in front of people trying to eat. You join a conversation circle and offer nothing…Just stand there starring at whomever is speaking, swaying back and forth, shifting your weight from right to left with this maniacal smirk on your face. The women complain about your penetrating gaze that makes all of them carry mace and clutch their keys between their knuckles when they go home for the night.