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And forgive me if you have done this already... I havent had time to read the full FMD archives. But how bout what I like to call 'Digi Thugs'? You know kind of like what those 2 women before me were doing, harrasing each other via the net? Its sooooo laughable..... You must be terribly talented Mr. FMD to make these 2 name call over the kind of pleasure your mouth brings.

If the government (all of us) sends you a pay check, shouldn't you be some sort of civil servant?  It's completely rediculous and repugnant that anyone should get something for nothing.  I try not to spend much of my prideful life thinking about your meaningless existance, but I can't help resent you each time I see those annoying deductions on my paycheck.  Right now your probably rolling your eyes and your neck questioning my ability to assume that I am any better than you.  I AM better than you!!  There is an entire army of self respecting, hard working single moms that want to throw up in our own mouths each time we hear you claim to be the same, a single mom.  If the entire county supports you, you are NOT single, you are a horizontally gifted charity case.  You pop out children in an attempt to collect an increase in pay.  Thanks to small steps in welfare reform, like most team sports, there is a salary cap.  Time for you to do a little to give back!  I think you should be the one(s) we see along the side of the road picking up trash! You can work in shifts and trade off for day care.  If they mix you with the regular criminals, it'll be just like a dating service.  So stand up, pry your legs closed, put on something from your "one size fits most" wardrobe and GET TO WORK! *p.s.... Happy Mother's Day! 

Ladies... if you are on a first date, you like the guy, you'd go out with him again and the topic or offer of sex arrises (which it will), MY advice to you is just do it. I know I know... call me a slut, whatever, just hear me out. Ladies, this will actually save you time and maybe some heartache too.
Sleeping together early on will bring out the "real" guy. They are on their best behavior while they are still trying to get you in bed. They throw out all the nice, flattering compliments, act oh so patient... in the meantime ladies, you get feelings. Sleep with him early on before the "soulmate" feelings start. This will also eliminate some of the stalking instances. You may think that he is such a great guy and he is waiting for you to feel like the time is right.... this is all BS and he is most likely banging someone else while he waits for you to put out.
Let's face it... you are going to sleep with him... why is it considered more respectable to go through 4 or 5 dates of him telling you what he thinks you want to hear first? Save yourself the trouble and the BS and just do it!

I know Drew....deeply. I guess it's a little more accurate to say that he knows me deeply. His arrogance, cockiness, brutal bluntness is not an act. Not something he hides behind. The message may vary but the deivery stays the same, quick and honest. Good or bad.
He promised that he could have me "speaking in tongues". Honesty once again. My back bent toward the ceiling at a degree I hadn't thought possible. The talent of his mouth is not reserved only for his ability to speak! His true talents lie elsewhere. As no rooky myself, I truely belive that he could give workshops on how to please a woman and would volunteer myself as his prop. Prop me up PLEASE!
I promise you.... he remembers my name.

Hey Drew! Member me? Met ya last weekend at the house of shamrox in Hazeltucky. Pretty cool site you got here. NE way if you don't remember me, we were the band playing Sat. night: www.myspace.com/remedydetroit. Hit me up on crackspace, would ya?! BTW, we'll be back at Shamrox on Dec. 1st so I'll see your a$$ there. I'm the chick with the violin...

I would like to request a topic: WHY THE F##K DO PEOPLE PEE ON TOILET SEATS, especially girls!? So gross! Like were you born in a barn? It will take you two seconds to wipe that shit off. F##king nasty. I would like to ask a question or two to all the toilet seat p!ssers: 1. Do you do that at home? 2. Are you afraid of getting a VD, because you probably already have one and on top of that you don't know how to f##king READ because you can't get a VD from a goddamn toilet seat you idiot!
Phew! I feel better. I love venting. I will surely post more!
.: Note from Abe Froman :. - watch the language

You are all over the place... you give good women like myself a bad name. You trot around with your empty good looks that are sure to self destruct at any time and all that will be left is your stupidity. You are so shallow that you bargain yourself and your affections as if they will earn you a promotion in life. Hopping from one man to another, climbing the ladder....is that what you call it? You have no limits...you dirty girl. You'll go from friend to friend. Let me let you in on a little well-know pact most good friends make to eachother as little boys. It's "bro's before hoes" always.... even I know this. Which means that in due time they will both think you are a whore and will talk about every flaw on your body. Good for you! You deserve it. Underneath everything that you have pirated off someone else's success, out of their pathetic attempt to actually love you, you have nothing. Not a thought in your little head. When your body surrenders itself to the inpending affects of gravity and your face looks like a prune it will be too late start working on that personality you were never required to have. Don't say I didn't warn you. I don't hate you because your beautiful, believe me, it IS because your stupid. I owe it to every man I know and love to keep you the hell away from them, once again, you've been warned.

You are obviously bitter, damaged, lonely and sexually starved....so I'm assuming your single...? I want to ellicict your opinion about a guarantee when dating.... bar hook-ups. Everyone has either done it, is doing it, or has tried it. I have a feeling your impression might has some entertaining value. Let me guess...** "the best Thursday night ever"!**

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