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The worse comedian in the world is life itself. Regardless of the supposed well thought out decisions I try and make for myself, it ends up the same shit sand which that I just got done eating. I get zero credit for anything I do of a positive nature and all the credit for my negative acts. The sense of humor known as living is getting really old really quick. Not that I would deprive the world of FMD but at times I feel like systematically hunting everyone I know to extinction including relatives. I get pressure from friends and family to find a good woman and stand by her side. The issue is, the good woman that I thought I wanted isn’t interested…at all. So scrapping the idea of possible happiness with 1 woman has left the building with Elvis. For those of you who keep telling me to find a “good woman”…Shove a tube up your ass and funnel down some bullet ants. I will do what the hell I want and if you don’t like it then I will stab you under the chin with a sharpened tooth brush prison style. My mother thinks I am incompetent. My ex wife decided to move in my ex friend into my marital home to enjoy the life I built. My secretary wont shut up about 3 month old orders. I am constantly being tested by an adolescent boy that is drawing dangerously close to receiving a man size lesson in respect and authority. I have kept my temper in check for years and now people think I am soft. Well… My circumstances have changed and I am ready to let my real anger show to the next unsuspecting victim that wants to keep poking a sleeping bear with a stick. I practice the art of mental execution on each person I pass and find myself growing closer and closer to acting out absurd thoughts. I have finally learned to accept all the blame for allowing other peoples problems to become my own. I am embarrassed to say that numerous people have told me this over and over again. I assure you all it has finally sunk in. I am a nervous wreck due to an overwhelming set of circumstance that attacked me all at once due to a failed marriage. On the bright side, Lesson learned there as well. Never trust a woman or a government. They will both constantly attack your pockets like a spider monkey in a microwave. If you think you may have found a woman that you may think you can trust… Just remember that she will eventually learn all your weaknesses just to have the power to crush you whenever she wants. Depression of the highest degree cannot even come close to the raw hatred and primal evil I feel growing inside me every day. Sometimes it truly frightens me to a point of forcing solitude on myself for fear of releasing the impending hell from within. With all this being said, I hope you all have a wonderful day and be careful….You never know who your pissing off.
Well, somethings never change
Hopefully this message finds you on a good day where you have not killed anyone yet in your mind, sure that won't happen cause you get annoyed as soon as your out of bed. I'm not judging here cause as of lately I have found the same to be true in myself. I have not visted the site in a long time and I see that you still are on your mission to find good karma and to find some inner peace or such. I also see that women are still driving you crazy.
I am sorry for whatever hand I have had in your annoyance and for all the bad karma I wished your way. And trust me it was alot sorry guess that is a stage five clinger thing. Well, I actually have not been wishing any harm to you since, gee I can't even think of when I last hated your guts. Too many other people taking up residence on my hatred list.
Anyway, on to why I thought of you in the first place, I went out the other night with friends and I happened to wear the shirt that made you realize I had breasts. I was at the bar and was optically and verbally assaulted by what you could technically call a guy that had a very simalar tattoo to yours, you know the chinese charter one, the one simalar to the one on my foot. I was polite to his face cause I was so in shock over the smell and sight before me that nothing mean would come out of my mouth. Then I noticed the tattoo and thought of you and how we laughed over the smell of co-worker of mine and all the funny times and stories we shared. Nothing mean or rude or foul came to mind.
It pleasantly shocked me and I felt compelled to check out the site and see what you are up to. Maybe some day in another time or place or actually a different universe or alternate reality we might actually get to be friends again. My daughter still asked about you the second time she watched Ratatouille a several months back. Hope all is as well as can be expected in FMD world. By the way the little one turns five in about 2 weeks and there will be a bash at my new place, maybe just maybe you might like to show up. Who can turn down a smile and blues eyes, a moonwalk, food and drinking til the sun comes up and celebrating a little life that has touched everyone who meets her?? If not then, like I said in another universe or alternate reality....
by the way, the stage five clinger girl jumped of a bridge and this one is now in her place, and clinger took her phone with her so this is the only way I have to drop by and say hi, but I still do work at the same establishment, for now, and I still have the same number as clinger...wait I think we still share the same awful belly button as well, just in case you did not realize immediately who this is...
Bullet Ant!?!? You wished
Bullet Ant!?!? You wished Bullet Ants one someone? That is freaking evil. I would ask what spider monkey in a microwave is like, but I don’t really want to know.
Finding a “good women” is a lot like playing the lotto. But you can’t win without tickets, so keep playing. Although you may might not win…
pissed
sorry you're having a bad run.
Bad run?
A bad run is a week or 2...not an entire lifetime. All will be healed when I assert myself. I am just trying to maintain my bearing so nobody including myself gets hurt.
Update?
I'm PISSED that FMD disappeared. Doesn't your webmaster let you use the computer?
Have you run out of rants? FMD dried up?
amen!
I would like to see him return - funny thing is FMD has actually spent the last few months improving all aspects of his life and his karma which is counter productive for those of use who seek the untethered angry rage he unleashes upon the world.
I'm sure his life will fall apart soon enough and he'll be back.
- Abe Froman
The worse is far from over.
I hate to say Drew you know you like a brother to me. But life is one big beating after another. MMA fighters dont take nearly the beating some of the general population do on a daily basis. I cant tell you how many times I think things are turning up just in time to watch life come smack my ass back down evan further than before. There is no possible way to over come some of the crap that happens to you. You can only learn to say " Bring it on" Because you and I will make it eventually and no one will be able to say we dont deserve it.