No Perfect 10
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Once again I find myself in dirty Detroit strip club. My hippie friend wanted to celebrate his birthday by going to the local brothel. Naturally, he was completely at home in this germ jungle. There were a total of 2 “clients” total in the club including me and the draft dodger. There wasn’t a single stripper in the club that the hippie didn’t have his hands all over. Gross. As I sat back watching the victims of sexual abuse writhing in and on ecstasy, the obvious club favorite walked out of the dressing room. She was incredible! Perfect tan, great smile, and a ridiculous body that would stop traffic. She sat down next to me and started to try and convince me to get a lap dance. So naturally I shut her down and began to psycho analyze her. I told her she didn’t belong in a filthy 8 mile club and is wasting her time trying to get me to come out of pocket. I started asking her personal questions to try and understand why such a beauty would resort to prostitution. After 15 minutes of listening to her complain about being molested and having trouble with gun toting gangster boyfriends, she began to cry. This harlots tears and sniffling nose was beautiful music to my ears. I enjoyed listening to this knock outs problems and comparing them to my own. Her physical insecurities had no merit. She truly was physically flawless. She had a child a year ago with a multiple felon and thought she was carrying baby fat still. Not the case. It was still fun to see a gorgeous elitist cheerleader type that probably treated people like dirt her whole life get what is coming to her. Her constant begging for more alcohol, her ability to smoke a cigarette in 5 hits, and her inability to gain control over her downward spiral of a life made me feel great about myself for the first time in a long time. There is something about exploiting the short comings of others that really makes me feel great. Such a perfect female specimen and nothing but an emotional train wreck. If she wasn’t a filthy crotch buffer trying to siphon a leak or 2 from Jonny Wet Spot then she would be the perfect prey. The moral of this rant (if any) is no matter how hot a woman is, and regardless of her physical flawlessness…some guy somewhere is absolutely sick of her shit.
Here you go again, typical.
Here you go again, typical. You don't enjoy, you don't partake, but yet you go nonetheless. And you did the exact same thing that every hard-up molester does when they go in there. They tell this crab infested chic that she's way too beautiful to work in a dive like this. You look interested and sympathetic as she blubbers about her self inflicted problems. BLAH BLAH BLAH! Why don't you say to her what you say on here? Why don't you tell her that this is her karma... this is what every non-elitist cheerleader type that she treated like a subhuman wished for her future. This is truely what she deserves. Cuz I'm sure she still feels as if she's better than most, this is her stardom. Your attention, negative or positive is what she wants.
By the way...
I go but I do not partake is correct. It is nice to look at at times. We all cant have our own pin up princess living right in our own homes, regardless of our wishes.
Agreed
I agree completely. The only reason she didnt get trashed is because my friend's birthday was the reason for our entry into Babylon. I have been accused of ruining the night because of my ability to point out the obvious and destroy feelings.