My Apologies
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I would like to take this time to not apologize to all that are offended at the content of this site. If you are offended at any particular post it's because you feel a certain level of guilt from your actions. If you stop being a sub human piece of rat filth then you can enjoy the content and get a laugh instead of not being able to look in the mirror. I have been cussed out for the majority of posts that you see. And you know what? I dig it! I sleep better knowing that you are having difficulty with yourself as a person. I feed off your inner conflict. My only hope is that it drives you to harm yourself in some way. Hopefully, physically. I laugh hysterically imagining you playing the victim, complaining about how your business is now public, losing sleep, creating a strain on your personal life. I wish I could be a fly on the wall hearing you complain to other pieces of garbage that relate to your underhanded tactics. To me it's better than hitting the lotto. So, with that being said, I really don't apologize. I just wanted you to read this so you would have no choice but to finish. You who are offended are all worthless, spineless, honorless, pieces of demonic soft feces. I have to say honorless because dishonorable does not apply. To say dishonorable would be to assume that you once had honor to be stripped away from you and your pointless existence. Thank you for making me waste so much time on choosing my words carefully. If you are offended, then you have no sense of humor and chances are you suck all the way around. Please take a hammer and play don't break the ice with your teeth, throw yourself down some stairs or bleachers, kick a fire hydrant with your bare foot, knock on a door with your face, close your fingers in the sliding door of a conversion van, knead fish hooks as you would cookie dough, or jump as high as you can and land on your knees. Any combination of the above will be an acceptable alternative to looking in the mirror by the time I am done with you. I would like nothing more than to know that I somehow contributed to your depression. I will thank you for being the way you are. Hooray for WIC, midgets, little hookers, back stabbing friends, sloppy seconds, stalkers, higher ups, ex puppet masters, and the complete absence of morality. If it wasn't for you, there would be no me. In closing, I would like you to know that nobody is a victim. Being a victim is something you choose to do. It is an action that you may or may not be guilty of. Make your choice and in the meantime; thank you for wasting my time.




LMAO
Hey dear I find this absolutely hilarious!!! I can immediately tell who was or is offended...lol at one time it was me and then after the initial shock, I found your writting to be ultimately hilarious and so worth it to be written. I am a better person for what you wrote about me, maybe if others could see how their actions are percieved by others then maybe they would think twice about being offended by what you write and see the humor and the lesson in it all. You never claim to be above anyone, just in a better position to comment on it...gee folks take the humor and go with it...most people in this world as so concerned with being p.c. that it is so boring and mundane, take FMD's humor, wit, sarcasim, and brilliance and run with it.
I for one appreciate the honesty in a world full of lies and back stabbing. I know for sure that anything I ask you is answered with the utmost truth and wisdom you have in your body. Thank you my dear friend...haters step off...or well keep commenting, it's hilarious you waste your time on some one you think is sub par or sub human..if you really did not care what he thinks you would not take the time to attack his site...so he must be talking truth somewhere.
"~knock on a door with your
"~knock on a door with your face"
Awesome. That made me almost piss myself. There's a good reason us gamers avoid the majority of population. Besides the fact that we are ostracized by most people, the popular majority are worthless self-righteous ignorant hypocrites.
Thanks for trying to make sure they all know it.
The vicitm
Seems to me, in all your rants, you seem to play the victim yourself.... So you just sit back and allow people to continuously screw you over? Are you the moral compass by which people should find direction? I'm sure from time to time you are even a contributory factor in the immoral decisions of others.... Any problem looking looking yourself in the mirror?
The Victim
I am not playing... Yes, people often screw me over but as I stated in about FMD I deserve it. I am indeed the moral compass in which people should find direction. Whenever I can help others make a bad decision I usually do. Its the bad decisions we make that help us learn. I have come to grips with the monster I see in the mirror. Also, I found out its not your pouch that has been giving me hives, its your innapropriate use of words.
"pouch"???
Sorry.... couldn't let it go. You are SO incorrect when suggesting that anything on my body even resembles a "pouch". It's okay though, throw things out there that are untrue and make absolutely no sense. If you knew me on a personal level, you could chalk it up to yet another bad decision that you can learn from.
Keep my "pouch" out of it!
My innapropriate use of words is honestly enough to make a big strong man like yourself break out in hives... NOTE TO SELF: Bottom feeders are extrememly sensitive and apparently patrol the use of the english language. Noted.
victim
whoa!