Master Baiters

You have no girlfriend, wife, friend with benefits and you can’t afford a hooker. What do you do? You buckle down and beat the brakes off yourself! Some people prefer the dry rub method with no lube and perhaps a tube sock to catch their “release”. This is a dangerous method if you forget which sock you spunked in and accidently throw the same soiled lint trap on your hoof only to realize it is rigid with dried up tad poles. Be careful you may scratch yourself. Others use the old 3 and 1 method. This method is the lube method (as in 3 and 1 oil). Anything can be used such as… Conditioner, shampoo, shaving cream, body wash, bar soap, lotion, or any colloidal gel that won’t chafe and reduces friction. Both ways are embarrassing to talk about but one or the other is necessary. Most have to mentally prepare for self release. Dirty mag, movie, or just raw gutter imagination. I have been asked to make fun of the imaginers…Here we go! Since I am an imaginer myself it’s not difficult to trash. To be continued in the next rant…The Imaginers.