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Mon, 10/06/2008 - 16:52 — FoulMouthDrew

Abe Froman tells me your luck is what you make it. He is obviously a misled little fraction of a heb. Bad luck exists and I am a prime example. I just bought a jeep and before I could get it home the top flies off on the highway and gets ran over and sliced in half by some fuzzy little foreigner, the speedometer stopped working and I noticed the tail light is out. I was dating a chick I dug for more than 3 seconds and she turned out to be the most neurotic woman I have ever met with quirks that almost made me slit my own wrists. She started off cool and then she would tell me of dreams of pregnancy and our children. This made me want to jump spider first on a spike tipped umbrella and open it once it passed my o-ring forcing all my guts to spill on the pavement. I live with a friend and his wife and feel like I am constantly being evaluated by them from atop their mountain of good decisions. I received 2 garnishments from my ex wives debt…but lucky for me child support takes more than 63% of my pay so they can’t legally take anymore…and that’s the good luck portion of my life. Basically most days almost end in a public shootout between me and all of YOU! I look at those around me and I see comfort. The kind of comfort that I haven’t felt in a long time. The comfort of knowing who I am and where I need to be has been lost in the process of helping others. The good news is slowly but surely things are crawling in the right direction. I am trying to take what Abe says to heart and make my own luck. They say that chance favors the prepared mind…Well, I am prepared for chance to favor me. To hell with this luck crap. Abe and his very manly wife Krusty have been an outstanding influence on me, even though they constantly bust ass in sync like 2 trombones in a slide fight. Most of you that read this site don’t care about my personal stuff unless it grotesque and humorous but since its MINE…I will post whatever the hell I want. Got it?

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Who's fault is it really?

Submitted by afroman on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 17:11.

Let’s take this case by case shall we?

Vehicle top flies off 10 minutes after purchase – Every heard of a test drive
Verdict = YOUR FAULT

Tail light out / electrical issues – Use a checklist to thoroughly check out vehicle before purchase
Verdict = YOUR FAULT

Cool chick morphs to Neurotic Clinger – Don’t have PJ parties every single night playing ‘just the tip’; it gives the wrong impression
Verdict = NOT YOUR FAULT (but you got laid [a lot] so STFU)

Ex Wives Garnishments – Alright, you got proper fuc’d on this one but ultimately you choose to marry that character and failed to nip the financial ties in the bud (several ways which I’m not revealing)
Verdict = YOUR FAULT

Final note – chance does favor the prepared; Example – police officer asks for license and registration, those who prepared can confidently hand over said documents, those who have not prepared … well I think you see who chance will favor here.

Abe Froman
FoulMouthDrew.com

LMAO

Submitted by AnonymousMouth on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 18:25.

GO ABE!! the sausage king of chicago....tell him how it really is..lol but what is funny is this little red headed stage 5 clinger actually misses this douchebags ranting in person about how awful life is...

Stage 5...

Submitted by FoulMouthDrew on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:18.

How is the medication?


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