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So here you are, In your 30’s now and still playing roll playing games. Why? please reply to this post and explain yourself if you can tear yourself away from the dungeon for a few minutes. You have always been a little off. You would rather sit in a circle with a bunch of other BOYS and make up different characters to escape your abused reality than go out and meet REAL women. You actually take these games very seriously. While you are playing you may even get into a homo erotic flesh sword fight with another member of this disturbing circle jerk. Over what, how many life points should be taken off from a vicious lightning strike from your imaginary wizard? Do you continue to do this because of lack of stimulation in your REAL life? That must be it. I have a few ideas’ that might help… 1st , masturbation is healthy but not a replacement for a sex life. Go out on a Wednesday or Thursday night (ladies night) and find the fat friend of a hot chick and spit all the game you can muster. I guarantee results. God put fat chicks on Earth for people like you. 2nd , have a beer. It will put hair on your chest and it will be a nice change from your usual Woodchuck Cider (Gay). 3rd , if you don’t like beer, please find a suitable liquor as you will need bar goggles to muster up the strength to wrestle the walrus your about to take home to your mothers basement. 4th , stay in the closet. Do not tell people you still escape to imagination land and create an alter ego because you are disappointed with how you tuned out. Even a fat chick will be turned off by that. I hope I have been able to help in some way. Why don’t you roll your ten sided dice and see the outcome of your new game plan you columbine, roll playing, celibate little bug burner. Oh by the way, congratulations on keeping the word weirdo around.
This posting is dedicated to a very good friend that refuses to be “cool” no matter how much he is harassed. Don’t ever change homo.
Scary thought.....
There's a little rule that most intelligent woman go by in order to size up a guy quickly... meet his friends. I just had a horribly haunting thought... are you the smartest of your friends FMD? Are you the ring leader, decision maker? That is so scary if true. I suddenly envision a group of dudes bar hopping in a short bus. The truth of the matter is that you probably partake in, and occasionally, with your mother's permission, host some of these events yourself in your basement bedroom partitioned off with tarps and shrewn with pictures of that cousin you fantase about.
Please..
I love the fact that you read every post on here and respond with a comment... But fer tha luv a gode wil u lern 2 spel curektle?
Just for you....
Out of deep concern over your apparent inability to figure things out.... yes, I will consult a dictionary and maybe even enroll myself in some typing lessons in my spare time.
Repugnant and Hilarious
I find your rants are deplorable yet far too true and absolutely hilarious. Those who you insult need to understand that you recognize their pathetic lives and social uselessness as a reflection of your own simplistic lame destroyed and spiraling out of control life. Only another bottom feeding loser can clearly see the full scope and depth of another bottom feeding, mouth breathing loser’s worst attributes. That said, us gamers are indeed mostly pathetic losers that need to spend any time not needed for sleeping, eating, and beating off to escape to fantasy lands where self righteous indignant wannabes like your self don’t exist. But please continue to rip on all of us in less noticed and socially undesirable groups, I think it is hilarious and I agree with a scary number of your warped and insulting perceptions of people and the world.
Finally!
Congratulations! You are my audience. Outstanding reply! Well written. The fact that you reckognize that my rants are a reflection of my own "simplistic, lame, destroyed and spiraling out of control life" is extremely observant. And also true...I have been a bottom feeder for quite some time. It is only when you hit rock bottom that you have the right to rip apart other social outcasts and losers that have it coming. You have obviously read the About FMD page and retained some of the personal info written. This site is all about self awareness. If I am able to bring to light reasons why people like yourself will never see a woman naked in real life, then I have helped in some strange way. I give you my word that I will never stop ripping on people in general...Nobody is special. I will eventually cover all social groups as we all are spineless little fractions of what decent society once was. Any requests?
KMA - Meth Mouth Drew
kiss my a$$ - you think it's more productive to hide in your condemned double wide and put down the very same people that sign your paychecks. I guess I could spend my free time like you, watching reruns of cops while toying with my lose methmouth teef. excuse now, I have to run, I just leveled up!
KMA
You are in fact a loser. You are the most un original third generation bastard I have ever had the pleasure of insulting. This post was intended for a certain individual..I had no idea there were more chubby chasers being puked out of middle earth. The only reason my "teef" are the way they are is due to sampling your womans pouch on numerous occassions. I wanted to see what the appeal of an orca was. At least my double wide is filled with the sound of hot chicks moaning with ecstasy. Quite different from the dark, damp curfew controlled basement at your mothers house. You should warn your friends before they sit anywhere in your semen splattered basement. With the use of a black light I bet your bedside would reflect a likeness of Pangea.
Weirdo
Weirdo is the understatement of the year...as it pertains to this guy you speak of.