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So here you are, In your 30’s now and still playing roll playing games. Why? please reply to this post and explain yourself if you can tear yourself away from the dungeon for a few minutes. You have always been a little off. You would rather sit in a circle with a bunch of other BOYS and make up different characters to escape your abused reality than go out and meet REAL women. You actually take these games very seriously. While you are playing you may even get into a homo erotic flesh sword fight with another member of this disturbing circle jerk. Over what, how many life points should be taken off from a vicious lightning strike from your imaginary wizard? Do you continue to do this because of lack of stimulation in your REAL life? That must be it. I have a few ideas’ that might help… 1st , masturbation is healthy but not a replacement for a sex life. Go out on a Wednesday or Thursday night (ladies night) and find the fat friend of a hot chick and spit all the game you can muster. I guarantee results. God put fat chicks on Earth for people like you. 2nd , have a beer. It will put hair on your chest and it will be a nice change from your usual Woodchuck Cider (Gay). 3rd , if you don’t like beer, please find a suitable liquor as you will need bar goggles to muster up the strength to wrestle the walrus your about to take home to your mothers basement. 4th , stay in the closet. Do not tell people you still escape to imagination land and create an alter ego because you are disappointed with how you tuned out. Even a fat chick will be turned off by that. I hope I have been able to help in some way. Why don’t you roll your ten sided dice and see the outcome of your new game plan you columbine, roll playing, celibate little bug burner. Oh by the way, congratulations on keeping the word weirdo around.
This posting is dedicated to a very good friend that refuses to be “cool” no matter how much he is harassed. Don’t ever change homo.