Lay It Out

FMD'S input on the whole uncomfortable dating scene for men: You ask a girl out or she asks you out. The time and date is set up and you begin to prepare. Now you are nervous, regardless of how much of a pro or player you are the anxiousness can be felt to some extent. Women are hoping for a true gentleman, men are usually hoping for a raging whore. You open her doors and pull out her chairs, you try and impress her with your G rated life experiences. The hard part is trying to pace yourself with her drinking patterns so not to look like a raging alcoholic. You try and get a feel for what type of girl she is by asking a series of suggestive questions that are sexual in nature such as… Are you dating often? When was your last relationship or when is you menstrual cycle? Is she a done deal or is she a candidate for a little game called just the tip? She might even stone wall you. There are several variables to consider. How is she dressed? Is she orally fixated? Has she made physical contact more than once in a 5 minute time span? Does she cross her legs while she sits or is she rocking Sharon Stone style? Women in heat drop several hints as to their vaginal thinking. If she keeps using physiology to draw attention to her chest, Uses her tongue to bring her straw to her lips, says something funny and has to touch you, or asks the deal sealer question of "How many people have you been with", then 6 out of 10 times she is thinking crotch post. If men would stop taking women out on dates with the hope of getting laid or perhaps a little foul finger then all men would benefit. Tell a woman upfront what your intentions are. You would be surprised that there are women out there that respect that sort of honesty. Only take the ones that you actually want to hang out with on dates. The ones you are trying to hit and quit should know up front. The word player will slowly disappear from society's vocabulary. Try and say I am not really interested in knowing you any further; I just want to use you for sex and share you with my friends. Tell her you want her to tongue flog your meat missile and wait for a slap…Trust me, they don't hit that hard. Lay it all out there and avoid the uncomfortable dating scene once and for all.