Keep It Up

Viagra, Cialis, Extenze, or any other boner assistance you can think of are nothing but cop a out for women that can’t do their job! Women, if a man can’t sustain an erection while you are sexually engaged, it’s your fault. Maybe you packed on a few pounds and banging you is too much like banging the fat friend or “grenade” if you will. It’s your job to be hot enough to develop and maintain a man’s erection for him and yourself. Men can typically get a boner if the wind grazes his junk ever so slightly. It shouldn’t be a problem for a good woman to keep a man sexually interested as long as she is doing her part. So basically in case you are wondering…Yes, I am saying it’s your fault for not being hot enough to keep a boner up. Instead of laying there waiting to get skewered, try flipping over on all fours and arch your back, whip your hair around, and put a finger in your corn hole. That’s just one idea. I am getting half a pack of Rolaids just thinking about the possibilities. Look, it is not my job to tell you women how to do your business, but try and go the extra mile to get the extra inch. Stop resorting to pills to do your job for you. Men, vice versa, it is your job to make sure the women are even interested in sustaining said boner. If we as men take it a little slower and not be so selfish, then our women would be more attentive to our vein stems. How about making sure the woman is completely satisfied before you are? It takes more of an effort to make a woman squeal hands down. Just remember if you can’t please your woman in bed, I will!