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Gas prices are at an all time high. Blame the president? I don’t think so. If its all his fault then why can I find cheaper gas the closer to the hood that I go? I blame these vulture minded towel heads that use CNN as a spokesman to hike up their prices. Why is gas 3.17 one place and 3.33 just down the road? I of course have a few thoughts on why. Its because these non tax paying, abortions of American citizenship keep deliberately raising their prices during a time of crisis. Its not because the price per barrel went up. Its because their intent is to exploit this great country, not embrace it. As if we don’t already pay enough for the f-ing .99 kit kat in their money leech of a store. I know we all have seen one gas station significantly cheaper than the one we just passed. What do we as Americans do to stop this? Nothing. All we do is piss and moan like impotent jerks and then bend over and take it in the tail pipe. I have been asked to leave on 2 separate occasions because I must have struck a nerve with the register jockey by bringing in the price per barrel chart that I keep in the glove box and bringing to his attention (in front of other customers) that the price per barrel hasn’t changed, but his price per gallon did. Holidays are usually a time for celebration. It’s hard to think about celebrating when you know for a fact that some smelly merchant is sitting in a high back throne stroking his cat laughing maniacally at the thought of making you his whore by raising is go juice for no reason other than an increase in travel. I say we fight back. Its time for us to all to call in work for 1 day. Nobody drive anywhere. If every American stopped buying gas for 1 day we would see what no one has ever seen in this country before…An Arabic bum. Gas station owners everywhere would call the Middle East and suddenly become advocates for lower gas prices. Let’s wipe the smiles off their heathen mouths that reside under the worlds largest noses. If we work together for one day we may even be able to drive some of them to move back to the litter box they call home.