Drama

You infect the entire planet with your useless existence. Where logic and instinct should be you decide to infest. At this very second you are plaguing the world as you drown out common sense and logic. You infect entire families all at once, you infect businesses, and you infect marriages and any and all friendships. You have a name other than your common pseudonym…Unfortunately, I have been instructed by my ever knowledgeable webmaster not to use “peoples” real names on here… So I am going to unleash all my powers on you and call you drama to avoid any legal ramifications. Please do whatever you can to sever your vocal chords and break your hands in a way that will make it impossible for you to communicate. This is the only way you can make up for all the trouble you have caused. I have done some horrible things in my life but only for financial gain and they usually blew up in my face, so my time has been served. You on the other hand don’t do bad things for financial gain as I first thought. You do them because you have a quota from Satan to spread animosity and dissention across the globe. After your current disgrace I bet you have already busted quota year to date. Now it’s time to move on you little virus…Spread to someone else as we all know you will. You tried to destroy something that has taken the majority of several people a lifetime to build…Brotherhood. You have failed in this endeavor, but I have faith in your ability to deceive and destroy without missing a beat. I bet next year will be your best year yet! You may even drive someone to suicide…Wouldn’t that be nice? As I write this, you are trying your best to justify to someone with honor on why he should be dishonorable. Good luck. Some people actually are capable of denying your presence. Those poor bastards that aren’t…God help them!
Even though you are unfortunately a natural part of life. It would be nice to not have to deal with you, EVER. Come to think of it I have never heard anyone say anything positive about drama. Nobody likes drama! Does that make you feel better that you inspire global negative feelings? How many times have you heard people say, “I am sick of all this drama.” Or “I hate drama”…even… “I try to avoid drama.” You aren’t a positive being at all. Now that I have been awaken by your despicable tactics, there is finally a face to attach to you infamous name. Thank you for revealing yourself you horrid self satisfying evil manipulative vindictive deceitful ephemeromorph.

[ ephemeromorph n. Term used to describe the lowest forms of life imaginable, so low they cannot be otherwise classified. ]

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