DOB

One more year swallowed by the porcelain god and I still hate all of you. Nothing has changed. To all that wished me a happy birthday today…I want you to drink piss. There is something extremely wrong with wishing the most miserable bastard on Earth a “Happy Birthday”. Lets all gather around and sing a dumb ass song to someone that wishes he had a super soaker filled with acid to spray all of you morons in the face as you pack your suck hole with “previously tampered with” cake. Yes…Its true. That wasn’t a finger mark in the icing. Why do you think I insisted on supplying my own cake? Do I normally go out of my way to get a cake for a bunch of hand jobs to consume?