Co-Existence

We have 2 options for continued co-existence…

Option 1. One of us finds a new place to live. I will volunteer to go if you want to stay.

Option 2. No more every night parties. No women that neither of us knows stay in our home while we aren’t there. No being complete slobs in any area of the house.(including my room)

No women allowed to put f-ing balloons in my room unless I develop some sort of fondness for balloons…which won’t happen. No women over on child weekends unless prior approval given by both of us. No more Golem. No more putting our jobs in jeopardy by being late or calling in for no reason. No more of your chick’s texting or calling my phone for any reason at any time.

Obviously I have been stewing about this shit…The garbage put me over the top. We are both responsible for our guest’s actions. If we truly don’t know someone it is completely stupid to let them stay at our home when we aren’t there. The only thing that creates a thief is opportunity. Its not that I don’t like her, but I don’t know her and neither do you. There is no reason whatsoever for Golem to ever enter our home again. She is horrible and offensive to every one of my senses. If she must come over, please do us both a favor and take the party upstairs so the living room can still be a comfortable place. I don’t mind women…you know this…but she is not intelligent or fun to be around. The fact that she is ugly as original sin is just icing on the cake.

I just want to be able to relax and watch a movie that we rented without hearing heckling hens over 4 12 inch kickers. Let me know what you want me to do. I will seriously bounce with no heart feelings. You can let her and Golem move in. Golem will make herself at home by digging a series of tunnels to sleep in below the house.