Clock Sucker

Everyone contributes but you. What exactly is it that ya do here, besides drain the corporate treasury? You are never on time and when you do show up its just to leave again. I have no doubt that you are sucking the boss’s balls. Him resting his coin purse on your tongue is the only reason you are employed still. You must be a pro. I can’t imagine the long hours of Crack Head University you must have attended to be able to suck someone into paying you an annual salary for it. During every meeting I notice you trying to plug in to the boss’s brown eye. While you two corporate whores’ elephant walk out of meetings, I know you are retreating to the next secluded stairwell to maintain each others brutishly persistent irrumations (The act of inserting ones penis into someone’s mouth.). Those have to be the most expensive blow jobs on the planet. How many hours do you waste inserting your head into the boss’s hole trying to secure employment? Does the fact that hard working Americans that deserve a raise are unable to get one because of your expense? Probably not since you don’t mind another mans throat yogurt. It is quite humorous that you were busted during a particularly indelicate flurry of sacofricosis (Habitual rubbing of the genitals through ones pant pocket.) You actually tried to save face by making a big show of searching for your keys.