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You must be crazy

Your face looks like un-troughed concrete. You rush into every relationship vagina first. It appears at first glance you may be a decent human being until 1 hour of interaction with you.

Hot Salty Garbage

DO NOT PARTY WITH THE GIRLS FROM THE TROY HOOTERS!!!

Karma-Revised

The fecal boomerang has definitely made its round trip back into my life. Let me sum up Friday the 6th for you FMD fans. My car got towed this morning.

Best Wishes

I want you to go down a slide made out of a cheese grader, nude. I want you to be simultaneously sodomized and orally raped to resemble Chinese finger cuffs.

Hobos & Bobos

There is a difference between a bum and the homeless. A bum is the lowest life form on this planet. They plague us with their constant loitering and their insatiable hunger for spare change.

Master Baiters

You have no girlfriend, wife, friend with benefits and you can’t afford a hooker. What do you do?

Forgotten

Are you the type that forgets where they came from?

Who I Am

I am a time bomb waiting to go off. With as much BS as I have endured there will be a mushroom cloud the next time I break down.

Lay It Out

FMD'S input on the whole uncomfortable dating scene for men: You ask a girl out or she asks you out. The time and date is set up and you begin to prepare.

No Perfect 10

Once again I find myself in dirty Detroit strip club. My hippie friend wanted to celebrate his birthday by going to the local brothel. Naturally, he was completely at home in this germ jungle.

Crazy Stalker Chicks (guest appearance)

This one goes out to all of the mentally impaired woman that I have had the sad pleasure of crossing paths with.

Keep It Up

Viagra, Cialis, Extenze, or any other boner assistance you can think of are nothing but cop a out for women that can’t do their job!

Members of FMD

I am proud of all 47 of you sick twisted individuals. You have all proven me wrong.

Gas Prices

Gas prices are at an all time high. Blame the president? I don’t think so. If its all his fault then why can I find cheaper gas the closer to the hood that I go?

Lost a Step

[Comments Closed Due to Cat Fight -Abe Froman] You must have lost your tiny little minds!

Licka Sto

I may have a heart attack before finishing this rant so bear with me. I drink a lot. I don't plan on stopping until I am a raging useless alcoholic.

Karma

What goes around comes around. This is a real constant that will always be. Decisions are the ingredients that make up Karma's fodder.

Hot Women

You can wrap a piece of sh!t in tin foil but inside is still a piece of sh!t. I see this everyday.

Immigration

Drink, Drank, Drunk

Drink, drank, drunk is the way I would describe myself last night. After approx 12 shots of tequila 2 jager bombs and 4 beers I was obliterated.

Boobies

Boob jobs are good. Tits are supposed to be a sacred thing. Boobs are not supposed to look like 2 gym socks filled with vomit nailed to a board.

Suicide

Should you or shouldn’t you? How do you affect people? Is your daily presence offensive and detrimental to all who surround you? Do you screw people over every chance you get?

White Castle

I was extremely sick the other day, so a friend thought he would cheer me up by bringing a 30 sack of sliders to the house.

Buy Me A Beer

You ever meet the kind of woman that gives you that old fashion feeling that you would drag your skin tag through 2 miles of broken glass so you can beat off in her shadow?

FMD is Back

After a long un-necessary vacation FMD is now back in full swing. I needed time to view and interpret the wrenches of society to give fodder to the anger machine.

Leave me Alone

“I had to pee so bad I ran into the ladies room stall, spun around, ripped my pants down, and accidently fell bare assed into an UNFLUSHED toilet!" This is what I heard first thing this morning from

Trannys

Transsexuals are by far the best example for the decline of society as we know it. My morning started with a wonderful deuce. No straining or pain, just the run of the mill dump.

Whats your name again?

I have lost yet another woman to FoulMouthDrew.COM.

Grind

I am sick of women trying to stimulate their box by grinding on my spear. Don’t they know what jeans will do to your helmet after several minutes of friction?

Boom Boom Room

It all started at a local Livonia sports bar. My Yiddish webmaster started off the night by making sure that no one in attendance was going to take home a woman from that bar.